Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Look out, Leafs!

I read in the paper this morning that the Toronto Maple Leafs were engaging in various bonding rituals, one of which involved a "wilderness outing". Now, I find the idea of any company thinking they can work more productively as a team thanks to some paintballing in the woods, but I'm more worried than that about this. Team-building excercises that involve wilderness outings almost always end in tragedy, unless movies and TV have lied to me. There is a 90 percent chance that some survivalists running a meth lab will go on the attack, or that you will stumble across some kind of sadistic, human-sacrificing, murderous religious cult. If you value your season, don't go!

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