Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Today's Cynical Cinema reviews

That new Friday The 13th movie hits DVD today. Which means there were an awful lot of reissues of old Friday movies this week. Which meant I spent the entire week watching some painfully bad movies.

45 R.P.M. - Canadiam movie about music, the cold war, and coming-of-age in the 1960s.

Dough Boys - Quite a bad movie about hustlers on the mean streets and bad guy gangsters.

Operation Valkyrie - A German movie from 2004, out because of the Cruise flick.

Trailer Park Boys, The Complete Series - Best Canadian show ever.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Deluxe Edition - Terrible. And not the final chapter at all.

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, Deluxe Edition - Slightly better. But still awful.

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, Deluxe Edition - Maybe the worst of all.

Friday the 13th Part 2, Blu-Ray - Before the subtitles and roman numerals. Dreadful.

Friday the 13th Part 3, Blu-Ray - Totally silly and awful. But at least it's in 3-D.

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