Friday, February 6, 2009

I still hate the Junos more...

This is the up-to-date, so-far announced lineup of artists who will perform at the Grammys (for real):

Radiohead
Paul McCartney (w/ Dave Grohl)
U2
Kid Rock
Rihanna
Bruce Springsteen
Carrie Underwood
Coldplay
Jennifer Hudson
Jonas Brothers
Katy Perry
T.I.
Lil' Wayne
Kenny Chesney
Jay-Z
Justin Timberlake
Kanye West
M.I.A.
Stevie Wonder
Neil Diamond
Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
Smokey Robinson
Terence Blanchard
Allen Toussaint
Robin Thicke
Buddy Guy, B.B. King, Keith Urban and John Mayer (together in a Bo Diddley tribute)
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Estelle
Adele
Chris Brown
Sugarland
Ne-Yo, Duke Fakir, Jamie Foxx (together in a Four Tops tribute)

Even assuming they all play in groups of three (which they won't), and keep their performances under three minutes each (which they won't), this "ceremony", or "giant piece of crap" will last fourteen hours without time for the awards.

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