Thursday, March 20, 2008

Easter!

Everyone gets presents at Christmas. That is because it is Jesus' birthday, and people get presents on their birthday. The previaling theory is that there is a little bit of Jesus in each of us, and as such, we all get presents come Christmas time. Happy birthday to the small portion of Jesus that resides within our souls. So...Easter celebrates Jesus' death. And subsequent resurrection. This means that if you are one of those people who gives presents for Easter, you are basically giving presents at a funeral. I hate presents at Easter. Easter is about...dinner? With family? Or something? I don't know. It sure isn't about cards and presents. But if that's your thing, be sure to give Easter presents, but then you are obligated to bring gifts to the next funeral you attend, based on your prediliction for gift-giving. Think about it.

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