Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Campaign

MY campaign has begun. My attack ads are running. Well, some of them. Unfortunately, I was not allowed byt the "censors" to suggest that any of my opponents ran fetish websites with livestock, were descendants of Adolph Hitler, sold drugs to children or ate babies. I have re-worded them so they pass the "censors". I will now run on a platform whereby my first act as leader will be to abolish these "censors".

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